HE'S GONE (ish)

So Phoney Tony's off.
Loved his speech but what did he really mean?

Try this for size.
"I've stormed in, changed the style of leadership for something a bit more presidential, led you into a total disaster in the middle east and contributed to the death of a public servant.

I've also discarded hundreds of years of history by fiddling with constitutional history and only half botched it. Whilst doing so I've laid good strong foundations for a Faschist state by carefully eroding the liberty of all you underlings and thrown millions of pounds of your money at management consultants and IT professionals.

I've managed at some cost to erode the dignity of my office by indulging myself with "Lifestyle Gurus" of dubious character and have fawned as much as possible over "celebrities" and dodgy businessmen. I've had some good hol's out of it though. Cool Britannia is going to get much cooler over the next few years 'cause I've let Flash Gordon grab whatever he can to finance our profligate spending.

So I didn't get everything right. Never mind. I'll be long gone when the cack really hits the fan so someone else can sort out all the mess.

I'll now go all watery eyed for the benefit of the numbnuts of my constituency who were too daft to see through me and are too stupidly loyal to find any fault.