BIG BROTHER

So Danielle Whoever reckons that Shilpa Shetty is a dog.
I disagree.

My initial view was that Danielle was the dog but then I looked at my own (canine) and formed a different opinion. My dog is quiet, well behaved, friendly and generally nice to be around.

Danielle is no dog.

Then I had another look at a photograph of Jade: I shall probably not sleep well tonight!

How best to sum her up. Bags of money but sod all else.

In fact I feel really sorry for the sad people who watch this awful programme and would certainly not buy anything from the companies that support it via sponsorship or advertising.

Enough said on the subject.